Saturday, March 20, 2004

Report: Day 17 

It is a lucky thing that I like asparagus, though it is unlikely that i will choose to eat it for a few weeks to come.

Some notes I took through out the day.

8:30 a.m. First urination of the day. No unusual odor, mostly because I've not had my breakfast asparagus yet.

9:20 a.m. Breakfast of coffee with milk and one dozen steamed asparagus spears garnished with lemon juice.

11:04 a.m. Second urination of the day. The charactaristic asparagus smell is unmistakable but not entirely overpowering.

1:15 p.m. Lunch of seven green asparagus spears and 7 white asparagus spears cut up and stir fried with ginger and soy sauce.

2:43 p.m. Third urination of the day. My cat, Victoria, who often rubs my legs while I use the toilet sniffed the air and ran out of the bathroom. I am grateful for the vent.

6:22 p.m. Dinner of homemade asparagus soup garnished with asparagus tips.

6:49 p.m. Fourth urination of the day. I held my breath during the entire event, but as I was leaving the bathroom I caught just the tiniest of whiffs. It gave me an extra pee shudder.

9:00 p.m. After dinner snack of 4 asparagus spears, chilled and wrapped in thinly sliced cappicolla.

11:53 p.m. Final urination of the day. I cannot believe the acrid stink coming from my body. The stench is really overpowering.

8:03 a.m. First urination of the day. My pee still smells of battery acid and cabbage. How long will this last?

In tomorrow's report I'll be sure to let you know exactly how long my pee retained the asparagus smell.

Today is kill something day.

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