Tuesday, May 04, 2004
Hiatus
I will return to the Benrick project on Monday, May 10.
Monday, May 03, 2004
Report: Day 61
It seems that I am a circus freak. My features are grossly out of proportion and not at all symmetrical. The details are too painful to recount. Rest assured, gentle reader, I'm hideous.
Today I am preparing circles everywhere I go.
Today I am preparing circles everywhere I go.
Sunday, May 02, 2004
Report: Day 60
"Johnny's."
"Yes, I'd like to place an order for delivery, please?"
"What'll you have?"
"I'd like an extra large pie with pine needles and Xanex and extra cheese on a gluten free oatmeal cookie crust."
"What?"
"Sicilian deep dish."
"A deep dish pie?"
"Yeah."
"With what now?"
"Extra cheese, pine needles, and Xanex. And I'm gluten intolerant so I need a gluten free oatmeal cookie crust--no raisins."
"Thanks for calling Johnny's."
"Wait! Don't you want my address?"
"No."
Today I am measuring exactly how symmetrical I am.
"Yes, I'd like to place an order for delivery, please?"
"What'll you have?"
"I'd like an extra large pie with pine needles and Xanex and extra cheese on a gluten free oatmeal cookie crust."
"What?"
"Sicilian deep dish."
"A deep dish pie?"
"Yeah."
"With what now?"
"Extra cheese, pine needles, and Xanex. And I'm gluten intolerant so I need a gluten free oatmeal cookie crust--no raisins."
"Thanks for calling Johnny's."
"Wait! Don't you want my address?"
"No."
Today I am measuring exactly how symmetrical I am.
