Sunday, May 02, 2004

Report: Day 60 


"Yes, I'd like to place an order for delivery, please?"

"What'll you have?"

"I'd like an extra large pie with pine needles and Xanex and extra cheese on a gluten free oatmeal cookie crust."


"Sicilian deep dish."

"A deep dish pie?"


"With what now?"

"Extra cheese, pine needles, and Xanex. And I'm gluten intolerant so I need a gluten free oatmeal cookie crust--no raisins."

"Thanks for calling Johnny's."

"Wait! Don't you want my address?"


Today I am measuring exactly how symmetrical I am.

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