Sunday, May 02, 2004
Report: Day 60
"Johnny's."
"Yes, I'd like to place an order for delivery, please?"
"What'll you have?"
"I'd like an extra large pie with pine needles and Xanex and extra cheese on a gluten free oatmeal cookie crust."
"What?"
"Sicilian deep dish."
"A deep dish pie?"
"Yeah."
"With what now?"
"Extra cheese, pine needles, and Xanex. And I'm gluten intolerant so I need a gluten free oatmeal cookie crust--no raisins."
"Thanks for calling Johnny's."
"Wait! Don't you want my address?"
"No."
Today I am measuring exactly how symmetrical I am.
"Yes, I'd like to place an order for delivery, please?"
"What'll you have?"
"I'd like an extra large pie with pine needles and Xanex and extra cheese on a gluten free oatmeal cookie crust."
"What?"
"Sicilian deep dish."
"A deep dish pie?"
"Yeah."
"With what now?"
"Extra cheese, pine needles, and Xanex. And I'm gluten intolerant so I need a gluten free oatmeal cookie crust--no raisins."
"Thanks for calling Johnny's."
"Wait! Don't you want my address?"
"No."
Today I am measuring exactly how symmetrical I am.
