Tuesday, March 09, 2004

Report: Day 6 

I worked on this all day, but I think the effort has really paid off. The following is the first sentence of my debut novel:

Her saffron hair billowed in the sea scented breeze, her eyes sparkled like emeralds in setting, and her lips pursed like she was seducing the morning with the sweetest of kisses, but knowing she was a midget named Peaches--that alone won my heart.

I can’t wait to write the rest of it, because I’ve got to know what happens next!

Today I’m supposed to masturbate at 1:56 pm to the thought of “two blondes. Doing it. Together.”

Thank heavens gender isn’t specified or today’s task might have taken a real long time. I’ve got enough hurdles to overcome being at work and all.

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