Thursday, June 10, 2004

Report: Day 92 

I already have a will, that class in law school on estates and trusts totally scares you into being prepared, and though this may be a cop out, I need only make the following changes at this time.

To my friend April I leave my copy of Benrick and all physical paraphanalia associated with or obtained by me as a result of Benricking, including any intellectual property.

To my friend Peth I leave any pornographic material I may possess at the time of my death, as I know she will know how to put it to good use.

To my friend Bevin I leave my little blue Eagle with the expectation that she will set it on fire and host a party in which all in attendance roast marshmallows over it.

To my friend Zanti I leave my pudding wrasslin' pit, the same pit in which we first met.

Today I will experience a little cosmic humility.

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