Sunday, June 13, 2004

Report: Day 95 

This one saw the whole family joining in as I sought out their assistance. Of course, to my mom and dad a piercing or a tattoo indicated suspicious alien behavior. I was a little more dubious about that aspect. So over the course of the day we came up with a number of rules for spotting the aliens among us.

1) If you wear fur in the summer you are an alien.

2) If you have a significant portion of your skin covered in foil you are an alien.

3) If you build a little pyramid of salt shakers and salsa bowls on your table you are probably an alien. The jury is still out on that one.

4) Finally, if you are from another planet, you are an alien.

Today is sugar is free day.

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