Saturday, July 17, 2004
Report: Day 127
"R--, it's Brian. I need your help."
"Ok, what's up."
"Today is office gossip day. And I just heard a rumor that I've been in a torrid affair with A------ for weeks now. It's starting to affect our work and people are talking. It's literally all we think about and we're so distracted that we're making mistakes and our productivity is way down."
"Uh-huh."
"Do you think you can help me spread that around?"
"Sure. No Problem. Is this Benrick?"
"Yeah. I just need to get the word out about my torrid love affair with A------."
"Can do."
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Thirty minutes later I was approached by the government documents librarian and the primary cataloger. "Brian, how long has it been going on?"
"Why, I don't know what you mean, I'm sure."
"Yes, you do. I'm talking about you and A------."
"You mean my beautiful and charming co-worker? Why what about us?"
"Oh, you're still gonna deny it, huh?"
"Listen I don't kiss and t-- I mean, there'ss nothing to tell."
Today I will try a new fruit.
"Ok, what's up."
"Today is office gossip day. And I just heard a rumor that I've been in a torrid affair with A------ for weeks now. It's starting to affect our work and people are talking. It's literally all we think about and we're so distracted that we're making mistakes and our productivity is way down."
"Uh-huh."
"Do you think you can help me spread that around?"
"Sure. No Problem. Is this Benrick?"
"Yeah. I just need to get the word out about my torrid love affair with A------."
"Can do."
~~~~~~
Thirty minutes later I was approached by the government documents librarian and the primary cataloger. "Brian, how long has it been going on?"
"Why, I don't know what you mean, I'm sure."
"Yes, you do. I'm talking about you and A------."
"You mean my beautiful and charming co-worker? Why what about us?"
"Oh, you're still gonna deny it, huh?"
"Listen I don't kiss and t-- I mean, there'ss nothing to tell."
Today I will try a new fruit.
