Thursday, July 22, 2004

Report: Day 132 

Invent a new color?  I hate to break it to Benrick, but this is not possible.  Unless I invent new eyes that can see electromagnetic energy outside of the currently visible spectrum.  So instead, I decided to join the ranks of the Diaryland Order of the Yellow Nights and Days of Georg.  DOOTY NADOG for short.  Please consult the above link for details. 

I'd been meaning to join DOOTY NADOG for some time, but Georg hadn't visited me with greetz to remind me, so I'd been very negligent.  But just last week Sooner: Year One received it's first greetz from Austria and a heart felt request for me to stay creative and inspiration struck. 

In order to join DOOTY NADOG when Georg has spammed your guestbook you must leave him a message in his guestbook using the word yellow or any of its cognates and then notify Zaziel of the action.  Yesterday I left the following for Georg. 

(21. 7. 2004)
Internet: www.andromeda.rutgers.edu/~blaho

Oh, G. May I call you G? Oh, G. First off, Greetz from New Jersey, USA. Second, let's get something straight. I will try to stay creative, G. I will. But I need something in exchange. Please send me a sallow haired house boy in his twenties from the Austrian mountains who will do the cleaning up around my place and will require regular sex with me and the occasional meal as his only payment. I find that cleaning up after my own filthy ass and the extensive efforts I make to bed canary-haired Austrians drain my creative energies and take time away from my freaky creative endeavors. It's a social contract, G. You take care of my needs and I'll stay creative just for you. Third, this is an awesome site and it's great to be here.

I have been duely named Sir Sooner and given permission to display the DOOTY NADOG logo you see to the right.  Not exactly inventing a color, but it's certainly yellow. 

Today I will acknowledge my lucky number which Benrick has determined is 12. 

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