Saturday, August 07, 2004
Report: Day 148
I made up several of the following notes, adorned with my logo naturally, and distributed them liberally on windshields in downtown Newark. Cars that were mere steps from terror.
Today I will solve an intractable geopolitical crisis.
You’ve done a terrible job of parking.
Perhaps you should ride the bus to avoid highlighting your manual deficiencies.
C’mon. Give a bitch a break, ok?
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I’ve left a body in your trunk.
I’ll be by to collect it later.
Be cool about this.
Seriously.
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I’ve decided we no longer have to be enemies.
We’re going to be best friends.
Forever.
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I’ve seen you around here before, but I’m shy.
I think you’re dreamy.
XOXOXO,
A Secret Admirer
P.S. My tongue is pierced for your pleasure.
Today I will solve an intractable geopolitical crisis.
