Saturday, August 07, 2004

Report: Day 148 

I made up several of the following notes, adorned with my logo naturally, and distributed them liberally on windshields in downtown Newark. Cars that were mere steps from terror.

You’ve done a terrible job of parking.
Perhaps you should ride the bus to avoid highlighting your manual deficiencies.
C’mon. Give a bitch a break, ok?


I’ve left a body in your trunk.
I’ll be by to collect it later.
Be cool about this.


I’ve decided we no longer have to be enemies.
We’re going to be best friends.


I’ve seen you around here before, but I’m shy.
I think you’re dreamy.

A Secret Admirer

P.S. My tongue is pierced for your pleasure.

Today I will solve an intractable geopolitical crisis.

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